Out With One Thing, In With Another

A few years ago, I got the idea to turn some of my past CPB blog posts into videos that I’d upload to my YouTube channel.  Certain users I watch on a regular basis were quite inspiring to me creativity-wise, so I turned a handful of older posts into video-friendly scripts and even recorded some of the video footage I was going to use.  I also started recording my gameplay every single time I played something, and now, very rarely will I ever play without recording it – even if I have no immediate plans to use the footage.

You just never know what you might get on tape-which-I-call-it-even-though-there’s-no-actual-tape!

Not long after I started getting things together and buying the materials I needed to make these videos possible, I became a father.  What little time I thought I’d have to do this pretty much went out the window.  I had to become a real adult pretty quickly, and this YouTube scheme of mine seemed like pipe dream.

Sorry, Samson Meteor. Your shiny butt will have to wait.


“Not the end of the world”, I thought.  “I’ll just put it on the back-burner until Nathaniel’s old enough.  Maybe it’ll even be something we can do together!  Wouldn’t that be fun…”

As time has gone on, Nathaniel has himself developed an obsession with video games – well, video game characters, at least.  He can easily name Mario (“Nindo”), Luigi (“Wihhi”), Goomba, Bob-Omb, 1-Up (“Umupp”), Toad, Koopa, Bullet Bill, Mega Man and a handful of others if you show him an image and ask who they are.

He loves them and talks about them so much that even I am like “dude, let’s play with something else… look, here’s Peppa Pig.  Dora’s over here all alone in her pickup truck.  Vroom-vroom?”

One of the things he LOVES to do is go into the room where all my games are.  He’s not really allowed to go in there, but if he’s tired and cranky (which happens, but not that often) or if he’s just been a well-behaved kid (which he is), I’ll go in there with him on my lap and just sit amongst my games and other nerdy stuff.  We chill out in there, breathe it all in…  and he’s content.  He hates leaving the room, but it’s nice and quiet while we’re in there.

He particularly enjoys holding the Amiibos which, very much to his credit, he knows are *not* normal toys to be played with.

Thank goodness for that, too.


As I was sitting in that room with him one day, I realized that this collection held pretty much every single game I had ever wanted and more.  It also dawned on me that there’s a large amount of them that I haven’t had a chance to play yet, and that needed to change.

How could I possibly shift my gaming-related duties to a series of YouTube videos, re-playing games I’ve already played countless times to make these videos, when I can’t even tell you anything about 30-ish percent of my collection?

“Is Castlevania 3 any good?”
“I have that on Wii U Virtual Console!”
“Yes, but is it any good?”
“…I also have Halo: Reach, Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars, Ufouria: The Saga, Ico/Shadow of the Colossus on PS3, Star Fox Assault, Silent Hill, Metal Gear Solid 4, Syphon Filter 2, The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks, Uncharted 4…”
“And are any of those any good?”
“…I’ve… never played any of them…”

I have to admit this particularly embarrassing fact about myself; every single time I think “OK, I’m going to play a game tonight” and go into my game room, I almost panic when I’m trying to pick out a game.  I have so damn many of them, and I worry that if I pick one, I’ll somehow make the wrong choice.

“Decidophobia”, the fear of making decisions, is apparently a very real thing.  That’s me every time I decide I want to play a game.

But what if I didn’t have to make that choice?  What if I took all the games in my collection and spread them out evenly by console – as evenly as I possibly could, taking into consideration that I could potentially buy more games relatively soon – and let a randomly-assembled list determine what I played next?

First, I needed a “true up” of my collection.  I track what games I own over at RFGeneration.com, and I needed to make sure that truly contained everything.  Once that was done, I then exported that list to a CSV file… and then I started pruning.

– I took out the entries that were hardware, because… well, those aren’t games.

– I took out the portable games that weren’t playable on a television, and thus not recordable (sorry, DS and 3DS games – I have no way to play you on the big screen yet).  Thankfully, I have DS games on my Wii U’s Virtual Console, and my Retron 5 plays all iterations of the Game Boy, so those made the list.

– Compilations with relatively quick arcade-style games (i.e. Atari Anthology, Capcom Classics Collection Vol. 1 and Vol. 2, Taito Legends, etc.) would count as a single game on my list due to the games on them mostly being “distractions” that I wouldn’t be spending much time on. “Full” games (such as the Genesis games on Sonic’s Ultimate Genesis Collection) would be counted individually.  Essentially, I wouldn’t consider 3D Tic-Tac-Toe on Atari Anthology to be a game I’d play for much more than a few moments, whereas Vectorman as part of Sonic’s Ultimate Genesis Collection would count as an actual, real game… know what I’m saying?

– I took out duplicates, usually leaving the higher-def versions (i.e. taking away Wind Waker on GameCube, but leaving Wind Waker HD on Wii U)…  however, if a game was drastically different on a different console, it stayed on the list.  I have a decent amount of early Mortal Kombat games to play as a result.

– I weeded out the RPG’s I didn’t want to play… for now.  I have Final Fantasy on the NES Classic and Final Fantasy III on the Super NES Classic that I really feel the need to at least try, but the Phantasy Star and Shining Force series (that are part of the Sonic compilation mentioned above) will have to wait.  Maybe if I *really* like the FF games, I’ll give them a go.

– Since buying my elgato Game Capture device three years ago, I’ve played and recorded 32 games of varying lengths – from Super Mario Land to Conker’s Bad Fur Day to Metal Gear Solid 2 to the Xbox One version of Halo, and everything in between.  I’m done with those for now, so I took them off the list.

– I had recorded some games in those three years where, for one reason or another (usually laptop performance issues) the recording had messed up.  There weren’t many, so I put them at the top of the list to play through first and get out of the way.

– For series that I hadn’t played all the games yet, I made sure to put them in order of release.  For example, I don’t particularly care what order I go through all the Mario or Star Wars games I have left to play, but I made sure my God of Wars, Gears of Wars, Medal of Honors of Wars and Metal Gear Solids of Wars were all played in the order in which they were released.

– There are three genres I spread out evenly throughout my list (instead of including them among the games I spread by console) – sports games, music games and racing games.  I wanted to parse them out in a way that it would break up whatever monotony I might be experiencing from playing everything else.

In the end, I had a number – 857.  That was the number of games that I absolutely had to get through.  No excuses.

Then I had to compile the list – how would I get that “randomness” I wanted so that I wouldn’t have to decide what I was going to play next?

Well, like this – take the Xbox 360, for example.  I have 72 Xbox 360 games, the most on any individual console I own.  If I have 857 games, that means one Xbox 360 game every 12 games.  It’s not a perfect method, but after adding each console’s games to the list in that fashion, it actually mixed them up pretty well!

The consoles are color-coded, because *of course* they are.


*Note – if we’re counting the games on my compilation discs that were all lumped into a single title, then the actual number of games I have to play is 1222.*

So yeah, that’s pretty much it.  My intent is to play through all of them and update the blog every few games or so with quick thoughts about what I’ve played.

I’m extremely excited about this, and very interested to see how long it’ll take me to go through the entire thing.  My guess would have to be… 15 years, give or take.  Maybe more if life gets hectic, maybe less if Nat ends up helping me (my hope is that he will).

Good times lie ahead.

My body is ready.


My Top 10 Mario Worlds!

When I was a kid, I had it in my head that if I dug a tunnel going underground in our back yard, it would somehow open a portal and bring me to the Mushroom Kingdom.  I might have gotten the idea from Little Monsters, that movie with Fred Savage and Howie Mandel where there’s a portal to another world under the kid’s bed, but I totally believed I could explore Mario’s world in person if I dreamed big enough…

Wow. I haven’t seen this in years. Looks awful!

The original Super Mario Bros. obviously blew our minds, but it still came at a time when games looked pretty simple – you really had to use your imagination to get a feel for what the world would look like from Mario’s perspective.  The levels either happened at day or night, and although World 5 tried to look snowy, everything felt pretty similar from level to level.

Except 6-3… that stage was pretty unique.

Super Mario Bros. 2
introduced themed levels, and Super Mario Bros. 3 had individual worlds with maps, identities and names of their own.  From then on, every time you played a new Mario game, you didn’t know what to expect.

Now, in the name of setting rules for the countdown, these are areas from Mario adventure games only, meaning platformers and RPG’s.  I’m also only taking into consideration worlds that are more than one stage long.  There are some fun single-star areas in Super Mario 64 and both Galaxy games, but they’re not really themed worlds in the sense I’m talking about.

Sorry, Princess.
Your Secret Slide didn’t make the cut!

I’ll also leave the Star and Special Worlds out of this one; they’re basically Bonus levels anyway, and as awesome as they are, they blow the majority of this list out of the water.  As such, the levels on here are just the normal ones!

Without further ado, here are my 10 favourite Mario Worlds!

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“Here’s where I live – you’ve never heard of it. Trust me.”

See what I mean?

I’m not quite sure where you’re reading this blog from, but chances are pretty good that I’ve at least heard of that place.  Whether it’s somewhere obvious like Vancouver or New York City, or perhaps a smaller city in South America or Europe, I will more than likely have some general idea of where your city (or at least your country) is on the map.

Growing up in Fredericton meant that whenever I spoke about where I was from with people from abroad, they would more than likely say “where is that?”  For example, I’m a member of an auto racing discussion forum and I have a few of them as friends on Facebook, and I’m willing to put money on them never having heard the name “Fredericton” or “New Brunswick” in their lives before knowing me.

No, not *that* New Brunswick.

So because of this, whenever I hear of a celebrity that has made the rounds in our area, a successful musician that has miraculously chosen to play in our small province, or even a comedian\TV host performing a gig and not really knowing where the hell she was (I’m looking at you, Whoopi Goldberg), it really is quite a surprise when I find out someone famous knows where New Brunswick is – never mind little old Fredericton.

And in a strange round-about way, that makes me think of Street Fighter II.

I know that’s an oddly specific thing to link to a game, but bear with me.

Street Fighter II

These days, you barely even bat an eye when they release the latest Ultra Hyper Mega Super Street Fighter II Turbo: HD Championship Edition.  It’s quite amazing that a variation of a game released 26 years ago came out just a couple months ago on Nintendo’s Switch – that’s five console generations later, for crying out loud!

Street Fighter II 8

I was in Baie-Sainte-Anne on one of our regular trips to see family when I finally decided I should give Street Fighter II a chance.  I had brought the latest issue of Nintendo Power with me, which featured Guile on the cover, and the resounding opinion about the game was that it was one for the ages, and that games would never be the same again.

I eventually rented it, and really enjoyed it.  Each character had their strengths and weaknesses, the graphics were quite nice and of course, the music was incredible.  Once you got into the later stages of a single player game and reached the final four – Balrog, Vega, Sagat and M. Bison – there was this mysterious allure about them that made it so satisfying to beat them… and wouldn’t it be amazing to be able to play *as* them, somehow?  Like, with a Game Genie or something?

It was in the pages of (you guessed it) Nintendo Power that I learned I wouldn’t have to wait long at all for that experience.

To say I was excited to see this image with Balrog as the player character would be an understatement.

I bought into the Street Fighter II Turbo hype.  I wasn’t the best player in the world, but by golly, they were going to release it again, and this time, it would be “complete”!  Score!!

My good friend Josh ended up getting it that year for Christmas, and although we did have quite a bit of fun with it, it was completely overshadowed by the other game he had gotten that year – Mortal Kombat on Super NES.  I didn’t know or even care that the version of MK we played was censored – I just knew that it played smoother, and was way more mature than Turbo.

It would have to take a lot more than playable boss characters to lure me away from my new favourite fighting game…

I thought I was excited to see that SF II Turbo was a thing.  I didn’t even know this was coming out until I saw it at the arcade!

Around the time both Mortal Kombat II and Super Street Fighter II hit arcades, I developed a fascination for hockey.  I played so many hours of street hockey in front of our house in those days, and I was starting to watch NHL games on TV more often.  Up until then, my knowledge of professional sports was limited to Major League Baseball and the Toronto Blue Jays, who were on fire in those days.

I was particularly keen on watching Montreal Canadiens games.  I stopped short of ever calling myself a Habs fan, but their AHL affiliate was based in my home town.  I got to see several games over the years with my father, but I also got to tag along with my friends Michael and Brian across the street.  On several occasions after the hockey game was over, we’d go to the mall to plunk down some quarters at the arcade.

Good times were had… for the most part.

Frederictonians from 1990 to 1999.

The Fredericton Canadiens were the Montreal Canadiens’ “farm team”, which basically meant any player having the intention of playing in the big league had a stint in Fredericton.  Because of this, it was an awesome way to see some fantastic hockey players come through the ranks on their way to the NHL.

Guys like Donald Brashear, Patrice Brisebois and Darcy Tucker scored quite a few goals as “Baby Habs”, while Jose Theodore would end up being a pretty popular goaltender in Montreal.  It was quite something to turn on Hockey Night in Canada and see those exact same players making an impact on the big stage.

But there was one player whose moves on the ice were on a whole other level than what our little city had ever seen before.  As for his moves off the ice, they scored an actress from the biggest show on television at the time.

Pavel and Valeri Bure at the 2000 NHL All-Star Game.

NHL standout Pavel Bure had incredible speed, an insane amount of skill and scored some big goals in his career.  During his time with the Vancouver Canucks, Pavel earned the nickname of “The Russian Rocket”, which was a nod to the original “Rocket”, Montreal Canadiens’ star Maurice “Rocket” Richard.

On the opposite end of the country here in Fredericton, Pavel’s little brother Valeri was turning just as many heads as Pavel was – his nickname came to be “The Russian Pocket Rocket”, a play on the nickname for Maurice Richard’s younger brother, Henri.  Whenever he had the puck, you could feel the crowd buzzing, waiting for that next electrifying move that would inevitably end with a puck hitting the back of the net.

He was a rising superstar that was making waves, and I absolutely couldn’t believe that he was playing in *my* home town.  How in the world could we ever have gotten this lucky?

Even more baffling was the fact that Bure’s girlfriend at the time lived here in Fredericton with him.  Who was his girlfriend, you might ask?

DJ Tanner herself – Candace Cameron of Full House fame.

My sister almost literally bumped into her at a local grocery store once – she went to get a quart of milk, turned to walk away, and then almost slammed into poor DJ.  They apologized to each other and it gave my sister just enough time to realize it was Candace Cameron, but that was the end of it.  The whole family was amazed at her story about the encounter, as funny as that may sound now.

It was just so surreal that someone from Hollywood even knew where Fredericton was, much less called it home (pretty much).

In any case, there was one night where Bure scored a couple goals, including one on a breakaway (the best kind), Donald Brashear got in a fight as he quite often did (which the crowd loved), then yelled something snide to a fan in the seats as he was walking to the dressing room (which got another roar from that section) and the Baby Habs won the game.  Afterwards, we hopped in the car and went to Electronic Avenue at the Regent Mall.

Super Street Fighter II had been out for a while by then, and I still hadn’t really given it the time of day.  For the longest time, every time I’d go to the arcade there would always be a huge throng of people around it, and I wasn’t interested enough to wait for my turn.  Besides, I sucked at it enough that it would probably just be a waste of quarters anyway.

That night after the hockey game though, it was late enough in the day that there was almost nobody playing SSFII.  I remember playing a few games against Mike and Brian as T.Hawk and Fei Long before calling it quits.  Aside from the new characters and stages, it was still same ol’ Street Fighter, so Mike and I started walking around, looking for something else we could play.

As we turned the corner to go down another aisle of games, I clumsily rolled my ankle and stumbled into the closest cabinet.  I was slightly embarrassed, but we both laughed and kept walking.

We stopped at another game, and we noticed that an arcade employee had started following us.  We just quickly glanced at him, not thinking too much of it, but the guy said to us: “You kids better keep walking.”

Mike and I were both like… “What?  Why?  What did we do?”

“I saw you guys earlier and I know what you’re up to.  You guys are going around checking the bottoms of the arcades for loose quarters.”

He was basically accusing us of stealing, which was both preposterous and terrifying at the same time – especially if you know me and how much of a goody-good I was growing up.  To have this overly ambitious employee accuse me of theft at one of my favorite hangout spots was infuriating, and I didn’t have anything to say to the guy.

Michael – who was two years older than I was and always (mostly) stuck up for me – pretty much laughed in the guy’s face and told him off, and I thought that was the end of it for us and that we’d be banned for life.

“No more Electronic Avenue for me!  I’m cooked!”

Luckily, the guy let it go and we didn’t get booted.  We just turned around and joined Mike’s older brother, Brian, who was playing Mortal Kombat II with Chris, who was Mike and Brian’s older sister’s boyfriend………. are you following me so far???  😉

Anyway, I stood there and watched them play in a daze because of what had just happened.  What in the world had I done to———-the stumble.  When I stumbled into the cabinet, he must’ve thought I was looking for quarters!  At least, that’s what I guessed.  It made sense in my head.

I still don’t know for sure if that’s what did it, but I never forgot that night, and I would always think about it whenever I went back to Baby Habs games.  Even now, looking at old clips of the team in action, I think of that messed-up night I tried Super Street Fighter II for the first time.

Here are Valeri and Candace on an early date at the Aitken Centre… I still remember those orange wooden seats, and my butt hurts just thinking about them.

Top 10 Video Game Beginnings!

I recently started playing The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess HD, which marks my second time through the game.  I originally bought the Wii version at launch, and for the most part, greatly enjoyed the overall experience.

Once I started it back up again, however, I was reminded of just how much I didn’t like the beginning of the game.  I never found fishing all that fun or particularly well done in Ocarina of Time, so to have it be one of the things you *had* to do in the first few minutes of this game was just… ugh.


Just… drop… you stupid fishing lure...

Just… drop… you stupid fishing lure…


Thankfully, you get past that, go through a few more tedious chores, and the game eventually gets going in the proper direction.

This got me thinking, though – what video games had the BEST beginnings?  Whether it’s a quick intro or a prologue of some kind, that first segment of the game really has to keep you enticed enough to keep playing.  There have been some fantastic introductory sequences throughout the years, and instead of dwelling on TPHD’s mediocre start, I started thinking about the great ones.

So without further ado, here are my ten favourite video game beginnings of all time! Read More

You’re right here, in my sights.

Everything you’ve ever heard about having a child and how much time you spend taking care of them is 110% true.  While my son Nathaniel is the greatest thing to ever happen to us, it has been pretty much non-stop for my wife and I since June 11.  We wouldn’t have it any other way, but still, whoa.

I have managed to get *some* gaming in, however.


My least favorite dungeon in the game; the Thieves' Den! (Still fun, though.)

My least favorite dungeon in the game; the Thieves’ Den!
(Still fun, though.)


I was in the mood for a thorough play-through of A Link to the Past, so I popped the kid in his swing and played (and recorded) one of my favorite games of all time.  He was only a few weeks old when this was taken, but I did catch him watching the screen intently at some points.

In any case, I am still working on the YouTube series I planned on doing a while back, and I’m also working on some posts for the blog.  I most definitely intend on keeping the CPB alive!

Posts soon!  I think\hope!

New memories: sometimes, they’re just as awesome.



This game has been out what… just over two months?  How could I already have an unforgettable memory associated with it?

Well, a lot has changed in regards to Star Wars since Battlefront II was released on PC and consoles back in 2005.  Of course there was the sale of the franchise to Disney, the creation of new movies – pretty much one a year for the next few years (!!!) – the well-established Expanded Universe no longer being canon, and one of the biggest heartbreaks, LucasArts being shut down.

But fear not!  EA and DICE were there to pick up the slack, and they promptly announced Battlefront III!  Well, kinda – it would just go by Battlefront, but still, it was frickin’ BATTLEFRONT!!!  It was coming back, baby!

Actual game footage was a bit slow to pour in at first, but it became obvious at E3 2015 that this would be a pretty-looking game, to say the least.

But would it be any good?


Also, what in the world is Endor-Luke doing on Hoth? Where's Hoth-Luke???

Also, what in the world is Endor-Luke doing on Hoth?
Where’s Hoth-Luke???


On November 17th – almost ten years *to the day* that Battlefront II came out – Star Wars Battlefront was released for Xbox One, PlayStation 4 and PC.  Having just purchased an Xbox One not too long before, and with more friends of mine owning that console than a PS4, I went ahead and picked up that version.

I obviously started with the single player stuff with the intent of treating this as a game I would play by myself after a long day of work.  You know, to unwind.  Unfortunately, it wasn’t long after playing through a few missions that I realized Battlefront was mainly built as an online multiplayer experience.

There are eight solo and co-op “missions” as well as four “survival” rounds spread across eight maps for you to play offline – but that’s it.  Even then, the missions are quite literally all about killing AI with no other objectives in sight.  The lack of anything containing a story, especially considering the Star Wars saga is so story-driven, was quite disappointing.

I quickly realized that if I was to enjoy Battlefront for what it was, I had to go online.  For those of you who know me and how I feel about multiplayer games – specifically shooters – that was a pretty big deal.

I held my nose, bought myself an Xbox Live Gold subscription, hopped online and hoped for the best…

Well, to say that I’m glad I did that would be an understatement.  I have played the various multiplayer modes like crazy, and although I’ve stuck to some more than others, they all have their merits.


So many modes, so little time.

So many modes, so little time.


Drop Zone – claim and defend randomly-dropped escape pods (one at a time) in hectic 6 vs. 6 action.  First team to claim five pods wins the round.

Droid Run – 6 vs. 6 like Drop Zone, but with three Gonk Droids slowly roaming the battlefield.  Hold all three for 20 seconds, or hold more than the other team when time runs out to win the round.

Fighter Squadron – 10 vs. 10 battle in the skies with a very Rogue Squadron-like feel to it.  Incredibly fun, especially when you get on a roll or manage to snag a token to pilot Slave 1 or the Millennium Falcon.

Heroes vs. Villains – each round, three players on each team of 10 are randomly assigned the role of a Hero.  If you’re on the Rebel side, Luke, Han and Leia each have unique and extremely powerful abilities.  If you’re with the Imps, Vader, Palpatine and Boba Fett get the call… the first team to eliminate all three of the opposing side’s “celebrities” wins the round, and the first team to win five rounds wins it all.

Supremacy – 20 vs. 20 battle for capture points, probably the most similar mode to the classic Battlefront games.

Walker Assault – my most-played mode by far.  20 vs. 20 battles where Imperial AT-AT’s slowly make their way to escaping Rebel transports on the opposite end of the map.  As the Rebels, defend beacons long enough to have Y-Wings swoop down to take out the AT-AT’s shields for a limited time.  The longer you defend the beacons, the more Y-Wings come to disable the AT-AT’s shields, giving you more time you have to damage them.  As the Imperials, defend the AT-AT’s by deactivating the beacons as best you can, then suppressing any fire the Rebels might throw at you.


Decent round, but I didn't do as well as a poopsicle.

Decent round, but I didn’t do as well as a poopsicle.


So yes, to say that I’m having a blast with Battlefront so far would be an understatement.  The crazy part is that I’m not nearly as good as most of the strangers I play against!  At the same time, the game does a good job of not making you feel like a piece of garbage for having a terrible Kill to Death ratio.  By sticking to mission objectives (such as capturing droids, damaging AT-AT’s, etc), you can accumulate tons of points and help your team a lot!


Sometimes I suck! Sometimes I snag the Millennium Falcon and go to town! (My old friend Josh still manages to get more kills, however...)

Sometimes I suck!
Sometimes I snag the Millennium Falcon and go to town!
(My old friend Josh still manages to get more kills, however…)


OK, so as far as unforgettable memories go, this one ranks right at the top.  Like, major-big.  Huge.

My wife Anita and I met on June 16, 2006, and when it came to choose a wedding date five years later, we thought June 16 would be as good a date as any.  The courthouse here in town only does weddings on Fridays however, so we set June 17, 2011 as our date.

No big deal – it would just be two days of anniversaries instead of one!


'Twas a great day!

‘Twas a great day!


As is usually the case, people started asking us pretty much right away when we would start having kids.  It’s something every couple inevitably goes through when they get married – heck, some people even go through it before they get married, and even when they’re single.

We started trying to have a child about a month after getting married.  As time went on and we were unable to conceive, we naturally began to wonder what the deal was.  Was there something wrong?  Was it me?  Was it her?  Are we healthy?

We started going to various appointments, taking tests, doing all the things that people wanting to be parents will do.  To make a long story short, we ended up being told it would be very unlikely that we would be able to have a child by traditional means.

We could either adopt or try various means of fertilization or try to improve our chances with drugs… but because we are the way we are, we wanted to do it normally.

Besides, with our luck, we’d take fertility drugs and end up with quadruplets right off the bat!

The decision to let things be was a tough one, even though it was one we were eventually okay with.  As time went on, we kept getting the questions – “when are you two going to start a family?”  “Shouldn’t you be ready to have kids by now?”  “I saw you in that picture with a child, and it looked really good on you!”

Any progress we would have made with *not* being bummed out about our situation would take a bit of a step back.  We eventually made complete peace with it just being her and I for the rest of our lives, and it was a HUGE relief for both of us when we could finally just let things be, and all the questions would just roll off our backs…

A day or two after Canadian Thanksgiving, Nita called me at work requesting that I bring her Subway for her lunch…  that was incredibly odd, because during the entirety of our relationship, she had a notorious dislike of Subway.

Mostly as a joke (but also because I had a hunch), I went to Wal-Mart to pick up pregnancy tests before picking up and dropping off her sandwich.  We shared a laugh, and I went back to work.

I sent her a quick note to say, y’know, “you should probably take a test, just in case, because you never know?”  She agreed, but was like “haha, when this comes back negative, you’ll eat your words!”

A few minutes later, the Facebook message came in.

“Uhhh…….. holy s**t.”

So, Anita is pregnant, and is due this coming June.  To say that we were surprised to learn this would be an understatement, but when she started feeling sick and craving weird things, I knew something was up.

We had the positive tests, we had confirmation from an after-hours clinic doctor that “oh yeah, those tests are accurate, you’re pregnant”, and we had a very sick mommy-to-be.  But other than that, it hadn’t really sunk in.

I had a couple days of vacation to use before the end of the year, so I used two of them in November the week Battlefront was released.  The 16th, Nita had her first appointment her new family doctor, so I took that day off… the 17th would be dedicated to crushing Rebel scum\Imperial scum.

During the appointment, the doctor said “we’ll try to hear the heartbeat – we might not be able to hear anything yet, but we’ll give it a shot!”  Nita and I both thought “well, hopefully there’s an actual baby in there and it wasn’t a false-positive test”, mostly because it was still such an unbelievable turn of events.

The doctor’s office overlooks a 200-plus year old cemetery, and it was a really cloudy day that day.  While the doctor asked Nita questions, I stared out the window and tried not to get bummed out.  What a dreary and gross day!


*Man, I can’t believe I finally get to play Battlefront tomorrow…*

*Man, I can’t believe I finally get to play Battlefront tomorrow…*


I just kinda sat there in my own little world, paying attention pretty much only when I needed to pay attention.  When it came time to try and hear the heartbeat however, I snapped out of it.  After a few moments, we heard it.


I couldn’t believe it.  That was *our child*.  After being told it probably wouldn’t happen for us, there it was, clear as day.


I looked at Nita, and she looked at me.  Time froze.  Was this real??


After the tests and her countless bouts of vomiting, we knew she was pregnant, but it hadn’t hit home yet.  When we heard that heartbeat, that was the moment it truly dawned on both of us; we are going to be parents.

I got Battlefront the next day, but to tell the truth, I was on such a high from the day before that my first experience with the game was a blur.

Even now, after a couple months of playing the game religiously, I’m still experiencing some pretty amazing stuff.

We’re in the process of moving to a new place, and although we were going through and packing\moving things gradually, I left my Xbox One and Battlefront unpacked so I could keep playing it.  Not only am I incredibly pumped for the move into a much better place to raise a child, but we have also gone for an ultrasound to *see* our baby.

As mind-blowing as hearing the heartbeat was, seeing the child and learning the sex was even crazier.

So yeah, these past few months have been a whirlwind, but I’m so incredibly excited for what’s to come in 2016!

A bunch of Battlefront DLC and a bouncing baby boy.  Not too shabby.

Sometimes, I guess there just aren’t enough rocks…

The Mega Man series is one retro gamers look back on fondly, but there’s a lot of talk about the quality of the fourth, fifth and sixth installments.  Depending on who you ask, you might hear them say “ohhh you could tell they were running out of ideas at 4”, or “things really started going downhill with 5, and I didn’t even bother to play 6”.  Whether it was a lack of originality or simply a time when gamers were moving onto other things, those last few games didn’t get quite as much love.  But… why?

Maybe it’s because I’m a glass half-full kind of guy, but I’m of the impression that all six games really have something going for them.

The first game is tough to go back to after playing the sequels, but it still has that Mega Man charm to it.  It’s tough as nails, but once you crack that hard outer-shell, you’ll see that the inside is full of fluffy 8-bit goodness.  Obviously not as good as 2 or 3, but that goes without saying.


These guys were jerks.

These guys were jerks.


4 was what some fans call the “beginning of the end”, and I couldn’t disagree more with that statement.  The addition of the Mega Buster was an obvious upgrade, and I really liked how every stage had a unique obstacle; the rain and waterfalls in Toad Man’s stage, Bright Man’s grasshoppers crossing spikes and tricky swooping platforms, Dust Man’s giant trash compactor with chunks you had to destroy to make it through, and so on.


Ring Man's platforms were also a fun challenge!

Ring Man’s platforms were also a fun challenge!  Vibrant and colorful, too.


5 was a lot like 4, except slightly refined and tuned on, while 6 added branching paths and completely re-vamped Rush to have him morph into a body-suit with some really cool new abilities.  Sure, a couple of the bosses and weapon upgrades were pretty lame in those last two games, but they were still tons of fun to play!


Jet pack! Power punch!

Jet pack!

Power punch!

Power punch!


These days, if anyone popular ever says something bad about a game online, what generally happens is that their legion of followers will pipe up in agreement.  It snowballs into a “general consensus”, and it almost becomes taboo to go against the grain and say something favorable about it.

However – if you were to absolutely have me choose a weakest game in the series, I guess I would have to go with Mega Man 5.  That’s somewhat odd, considering I owned it as a kid and played it a TON.  I also remember exactly what I did on one of weekends I rented it.


1992 (Capcom)

1992 (Capcom)


Whenever my mom would let me rent a game, it would often be with the understanding that I would allow her to run errands without having me complain about being bored.  I was lucky enough to never have to take the bus after class because she worked at the school library, but I always hated those stops at the grocery or department stores.  Renting a game was her way of coaxing me into being patient.

Mom had to stay at the library a bit late one Friday, and to make things worse, she had a hair appointment immediately afterwards.  If I was bored walking the aisles of the supermarket, imagine me waiting for her to get her hair done!

She offered to rent me a game, and obviously I agreed to it.  I chose to rent Mega Man 5 (which I had played before), and from Blockbuster Video we went straight to the hair salon at the new strip-mall on the corner of Smythe and Prospect Streets…


The salon-salon used to be where I now get pizza-pizza.

The salon-salon used to be where I now get pizza-pizza.


Waiting at the salon wouldn’t be all bad.  My mom’s hairdresser had twin daughters who were my age and in my class.  I was only about 12 years old at the time, but I had a HUGE crush on one of them that everyone in my grade knew about – probably even the teachers.  It was just a silly and juvenile thing, but I just thought she was the prettiest girl I had ever seen.  I would often ask people if she had a boyfriend (as if those things were serious business in Grade 6), and I would sometimes talk about her when she wasn’t even relevant to a conversation – no wonder people knew about it.



Anyway, the twins were both very friendly, and I’m not sure why I chose to “fall in love” with one and not the other.  They hung out with a more popular crowd than I did, but they always treated me with respect.  Whenever my mother and theirs would go for coffee after church and Catechism (yep, I was one of *those* kids), I got to sit and chat with both of them for a while.  Of course, just talking to them and making them laugh gave me butterflies.

That night at the salon, I thought about Star Man’s anti-gravity stage, Charge Man’s choo-choo train stage, and how much I couldn’t wait to play the game.  But then whenever I would hear the ladies mention the twins, I’d snap out of my daydreaming and listen intently.

I really don’t know what I was expecting to hear – maybe their mother would say something to the effect of “oh they really love Andre”, or something of that nature.  She obviously never ended up saying anything like that, but it was fun to think about, and it helped pass the time as I waited.

I went home that night not only wishing I owned Mega Man 5 one day, but also wishing I’d someday get to go on a date with the first crush I ever had.  Hell, I would have even settled for a slow-dance!

A few weeks later, I went to my first school dance.  Late that evening, they played a couple slow songs in a row, which was a clear-cut sign the evening was winding down.  I had spent most of the night trying to work up the courage to ask her to dance, but one of the more popular guys always beat me to it.  There was no way in hell she’d even say yes if I asked anyway.

During one of the last songs of the night, I slow-danced with another girl the “classy way” – our arms outstretched with hands on each-other’s hips or shoulders – while everyone else seemed to be “hug-dancing”;  chest-to-chest, arms around each other’s shoulders, that kind of thing.

The girl I was dancing with had to leave in the middle of the song because her parents were there to pick her up.  I wasn’t too bummed out about it, so I turned around to have a seat to wait out the rest of the night.  Just as I did that, there was my crush with her arms wide open – “ANDRE!!!” she said, and my heart skipped a beat.  *She* was the one who grabbed *me* and brought me in for a “hug-dance”.

That was as close as I ever got (aside from maybe a few other slow-dances), but talk about an unforgettable moment from my childhood.


Here I am with my date that night.

Here I am with my date that night.


Back to Mega Man 5…

I played it a bit that night we got home from the hair salon, and then again the next morning.  I was at Crystal Man’s stage when my sister came upstairs and asked if I wanted to watch a movie with her.  She had rented Forrest Gump, which was an incredibly popular movie at the time, so I decided to go down and see what all the fuss was about.

To be honest with you, I greatly enjoyed the funny and not-so-serious parts of the movie… but WOW, was I ever bummed out by the time that movie was over.  So many people doing drugs, dying, getting sick, or losing their legs…  I wasn’t as aware then as I am now of the historical context of most of the scenes in the movie, but it was just an all-around depressing film.

By the end of it, I had a headache from the wide range of emotions I had while watching the movie.  I was so bummed out, and when I saw that the weather outside was rainy and cold, I just went back to playing Mega Man 5.  But even when I did that, I couldn’t stop thinking about poor Bubba and Jenny… dammit, Forrest!

The skies eventually cleared outside, and I went across the street to my friend Michael’s place to play Spot – the basketball game where you shot at the hoop from various spots, and whoever succeeded in scoring from each of them first won the game.

I can’t recall who won that day – I just know that I spent the rest of the weekend trying not to think about that damn movie.  It bummed me out so much, but hey – it would probably make for good conversation with the twins at The Coffee Mill the next day.


Still a bit depressing, but I appreciate it a lot more now that I'm older.

Still a bit depressing to watch today, but I appreciate it a lot more now that I’m older.

A little late, but…

Rest in Peace, Satoru Iwata.



What can be said about Satoru Iwata that hasn’t already been said in the last few days?

He was more than just the President of Nintendo.  He had been a developer since the early 80’s, and had worked on some of the most iconic games ever made.  He was also a gamer, which was obviously something all of us could associate with.  His enthusiasm for the craft was genuine, and you could feel it every time he spoke in public.

Speaking of, well, speaking, Iwata could have easily said “ohh, I’ll just speak Japanese for the Nintendo Direct broadcasts, and then someone can over-dub it or put in subtitles for the rest of the world.”  He never did that, though.  Every Direct was quite literally that – he was speaking directly to us in a language he wasn’t completely proficient at, but the effort he put into each word was quite remarkable.  I always appreciated it, and I truly hope he knew how much us fans appreciated how much he cared for not only his company, but also games in general.

He will be greatly missed, and I can’t help but think the next presentation from Nintendo will leave me with a lump in my throat.


Farewell, Iwata-san.

Farewell, Iwata-san.

Hello, I’ve waited here for you.

I’m starting to sound like a broken record, but once again, I feel bad for letting this blog of mine go without an update for so long.  Even though I’ve made the occasional memory post, there are a few things I realized I hadn’t even mentioned yet.


Item #1 – A New Frontier

From the beginning, CPB has been more than just a blog.  It’s a place where I can put these memories so they can live on forever, like a photo album I can flip through on a rainy day to reminisce about the old days.  It’s a place where my friends, and even people around the world (apparently!) can join in on the nostalgia.

I’ve been dreaming a bit bigger as of late, however.

Late last year, I started writing “scripts” for a series I intended to create and post to my YouTube channel, aptly named ControlPadBlues.  Aside from basically taking posts from this blog and making them into videos, I also planned on making Top 10’s, series retrospectives (inspired by the GameTrailers series of the same name), and perhaps other kinds of informative videos.

With a few scripts completed, I started recording footage… and then the USB ports on the PC I was using to record went kaput.  It was a pretty old capturing device on a pretty old computer, and it wasn’t exactly the greatest quality (my current gen console recordings looked pretty abysmal), but it at least it was something.  I wasn’t sure how I would make these videos without being able to record anything – or even be able to get what I recorded off the PC – so I put this grandiose idea of mine on the back-burner for a while.


Item #2 – (Another) Christmas to Remember

One of the YouTube channels I had begun to watch regularly was The Gaming Historian.  Not only did his videos help inspire me to get my own videos off the ground, he eventually made one where he answered fan questions.  One of the questions just so happened to be “how do you record your game footage?”

It was called an Elgato GameCapture HD, and it recorded pretty much everything from the NES on-forward, and in HD.  Perfect!  I’d have to keep an eye out for it…

Then came Christmas.  My wife had an opportunity to hop on a flight and go visit her parents, who had recently moved about 4,000 kilometres away.  The only problem was, it was a bit of a last minute trip, and it didn’t leave her and I with much time to get some shopping done before the 25th.

Now, I hate to get all mushy on here – in fact, we both hate getting all mushy anywhere, about anything, period – but having her back home after a week of being alone was so great.  Hot damn, I missed my wingman like crazy.

The day after she got back, we set out to get at least some of our Christmas shopping done.  Our first stop was Future Shop (now Best Buy) to get some ideas for gifts.  She casually asked “hey, do they have your recording device here?”

To my surprise, they did – it was a bit pricey, and we had some presents to buy for others, so I stored that in my memory banks.  I went back and found her, told her they had it, and she promptly told me to go back and get it.

Now, she’s usually the type to encourage me to buy things like that.  She often has a “you only live once” mentality when it comes to me treating myself, whereas I’m a little more conservative and feel slightly guilty whenever I do.  We went back and forth a few times, and after she insisted one final time, I went and got it.

She took it, went to the counter, and with the cutest damn smile on her face, said “Merry Christmas!”  Long story short, I had no idea that her parents had given us a gift, and here she was, spending a chunk of it on me.  To have her buy me this silly little recording device so I could be an über-nerd and make Internet videos… well, it was amazing, and I almost choked up right there at Future Shop.  haha




We did some more shopping, and surprisingly managed the crowds well enough to get everyone’s gifts.  After a full day of walking around, I was so pumped to finally hook it up.  Figuring out how I was going to do it was going to be fun, though; I have my PC in one room, and all my consoles in another.  I thought maybe a bunch of USB extension cables would do the trick, but even that wouldn’t be ideal…

As I was thinking stuff out, Nita gave me that look she always gives me when she has a potentially-crazy-but-probably-awesome idea.

“So… what kind of laptop would you theoretically need to record stuff?”

I laughed it off, thinking she was being funny.  She was completely serious, though!  She wanted me to look at the requirements, and then drive us back uptown to shop around for a brand new laptop.

We managed to find one that suited my needs perfectly, so we used the rest of our gift to help buy a brand new laptop for me to record my game footage with.




I was absolutely floored by not only her parents’ generosity, but also by how lucky I was to have someone so willing to help me be my geeky self.

I avoid saying it on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram or whatever, because typing it out makes it feel like I’m telling Google Chrome how I feel.  We’ve never been the type to be show the world how we feel about one another, mostly because it weirds us out when others do it in front of us.

At the same time, I can’t help but say HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF F*** I love my wife.  Anita, you mean so damn much to me, and I can’t thank you enough for everything you do for me.  Thank you for a Christmas I’ll never forget!


Item #3 – A New Generation!

Since the Xbox One and PlayStation 4 were announced a few E3’s ago, I knew the PS4 was probably the way I was going to go.  It was just a question of what would drive me over the edge and make me buy one…

Back in March, I pre-ordered Mortal Kombat X.  I didn’t own a console to play it on yet, but hey, at least I could get Goro as a playable character, and maybe a few extra goodies to go along with it.

Yada-yada-yada, PS4’s went on sale for $50 off a week later, and I finally took the next-gen plunge.

I was a little underwhelmed at first – Little Big Planet 3 is nice, just not quite next-gen-ey – but then I played MKX… and then I played Far Cry 4… that was it!  I was in!  I had experienced that moment that comes once a (console) generation, and it felt amazing.


So… yeah.

For the past six months, I’ve been writing more episodes and recording the game footage I need to make them.  I bought a Samson Meteorite USB Condenser Microphone, and although I haven’t received it yet, I’ve read up on various sound recording and editing tips.

I intend to do a bit of travelling to get footage that might help with relating some of the memories I’ll be sharing, even though I don’t have an ideal camera for that sort of thing – yet, anyway.

I have 14 episodes written with more being worked on regularly, and the idea of sharing them with the world is pretty damn exciting.  I don’t have a name for the show yet, but hey, that’ll come with time.

To the future of CPB!  *clink*


*drawing by Ben Steeves*

*drawing by Ben Steeves*


…here’s my collection so far.

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