{"id":583,"date":"2012-02-23T02:43:08","date_gmt":"2012-02-23T02:43:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/?p=583"},"modified":"2012-02-23T02:43:08","modified_gmt":"2012-02-23T02:43:08","slug":"theres-always-a-bigger-fish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/?p=583","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;There&#8217;s always a bigger fish&#8230;&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In high school, there was no bigger event than the release of <em>Star Wars: Episode I &#8211; The Phantom Menace<\/em>.\u00a0 It was a *brand new* <em>Star Wars<\/em> film, the first since 1983, and was using state-of-the-art sound and visual\u00a0effects.\u00a0 It was hyped more than any other film in history at that point, and\u00a0no matter where you turned, it was in your face.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_597\" style=\"width: 492px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/swgordon02.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-597\" class=\" wp-image-597\" title=\"swgordon02\" src=\"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/swgordon02.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"482\" height=\"459\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-597\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">My favourite NASCAR driver, running a paint scheme promoting my favourite movie at the time??? SCORE.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Sitting in the theatre for\u00a0my first viewing (of five), waiting for the curtains to go up was one of the most exciting\u00a0&#8220;OH MY GOD I&#8217;M GONNA PEE&#8221; moments in my entire life.<\/p>\n<p>For the record, I didn&#8217;t pee.\u00a0 If so, I managed to do it in\u00a0the correct spot.<\/p>\n<p>Inevitably, several\u00a0games based on the movie were released.\u00a0 It seemed like every few months, there was a new one popping up.\u00a0 Not counting\u00a0educational titles (which there were plenty of),\u00a0ten console or hand held <em>Episode I <\/em>games hit the market between 1999 and 2002, as did two fairly hard-to-find arcade games.<\/p>\n<p>Even though I knew it was the worst of the <em>Star Wars<\/em> movies thus far, I was sucked in.\u00a0 Yes, Jar-Jar was groan-inducing.\u00a0 Yes, some of the dialogue was a bit clunky, a trait carried over from the original trilogy.\u00a0 I was only 15 when it was released, so I didn&#8217;t bother looking at anything negative about the movie, even though I knew it was there.\u00a0 I just sat back, turned my brain off, enjoyed the ride and everything that came along with it.<\/p>\n<p>I recently saw the movie&#8217;s 3D release in theatres, and it brought me right back to 1999&#8230;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_604\" style=\"width: 340px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Ep1_PC_front.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-604\" class=\"size-full wp-image-604\" title=\"Ep1_PC_front\" src=\"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Ep1_PC_front.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"330\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Ep1_PC_front.jpg 330w, https:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Ep1_PC_front-247x300.jpg 247w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 330px) 100vw, 330px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-604\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">1999 - PC\\Playstation (LucasArts)<\/p><\/div>\n<p>This game fell under the Action\\Adventure umbrella with a few RPG elements threw in for good measure, and was released for\u00a0Windows\u00a0a few days after the movie was released.\u00a0\u00a0The version I wanted &#8211;\u00a0for PlayStation &#8211; was delayed until September, for some unknown reason.\u00a0 My PC was undoubtedly able to run the game, but I&#8217;ve always believed controls with a keyboard to be a bit awkward.\u00a0 Patiently, I waited.<\/p>\n<p>Using a\u00a056k modem,\u00a0I was able to\u00a0download the demo once\u00a0everything lined up just right,\u00a0and no\u00a0incoming phone calls could\u00a0interrupt it.\u00a0 I had a program called &#8220;Download Accelerator&#8221;, which helped me manage my downloads a little better, but there was no actual acceleration of any kind.\u00a0 In retrospect, I&#8217;m not sure how we weren&#8217;t driven crazy by how slow everything was&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>In any case, I played that introductory Trade Federation Ship level over and over again.\u00a0 Not only that, but I was mesmerized even by the title screen!<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/dYudNOKklII\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I would literally just watch all of the\u00a0clips on the\u00a0menu until I got bored!\u00a0 That&#8217;s the kind of thing you do when you&#8217;re bored and you live in &#8220;the sticks&#8221;!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_609\" style=\"width: 650px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Racer_N64.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-609\" class=\"size-full wp-image-609\" title=\"Racer_N64\" src=\"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Racer_N64.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"443\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Racer_N64.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Racer_N64-300x207.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-609\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">1999 - PC\\DreamCast\\Nintendo 64 (LucasArts)<\/p><\/div>\n<p>This one *did* manage to make it out on time for the movie&#8217;s release, and basically expanded on one of the best parts\u00a0of the movie &#8211; the Boonta Eve Pod Race on Tatooine.\u00a0 After being introduced to the game by running a smaller version of the track shown in the movie, you&#8217;re brought to several tracks across eight planets, culminating in one final showdown on the desert planet.<\/p>\n<p>You could race as either Anakin Skywalker himself, or 26 other racers!\u00a0 That&#8217;s quite a hefty selection of characters for a futuristic racing game, when putting it up against either <em>F-Zero <\/em>or <em>Wipeout<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>My one specific memory about this game is going to the medical clinic here in Fredericton (on Regent Street) the day I purchased it.\u00a0 I absolutely despise going to the clinic, even when I&#8217;m quite ill.\u00a0 I&#8217;ll put off going until the very last minute, because I always hold out hope that my sickness will just go away on its own.\u00a0 Otherwise, sitting and waiting for my name to be called is way too boring for me.\u00a0 It&#8217;s not worth it, and when you have a fresh new video game just <em>begging<\/em> to be played, it&#8217;s even more painful.<\/p>\n<p>Many say\u00a0<em>Racer<\/em> is\u00a0actually the best thing to come out of <em>The Phantom Menace<\/em>, and though I agree it&#8217;s a fantastic game, it&#8217;s not the best one.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_612\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/400px-PS1_JPB_FrontCover_SCAN.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-612\" class=\"size-full wp-image-612\" title=\"400px-PS1_JPB_FrontCover_SCAN\" src=\"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/400px-PS1_JPB_FrontCover_SCAN.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"402\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/400px-PS1_JPB_FrontCover_SCAN.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/400px-PS1_JPB_FrontCover_SCAN-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/400px-PS1_JPB_FrontCover_SCAN-298x300.jpg 298w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-612\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">2000 - DreamCast\\PlayStation\\Game Boy Advance<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Don&#8217;t worry, this isn&#8217;t the\u00a0one I thought was best.\u00a0 It did have a lot going for it, however.<\/p>\n<p>For one, you could choose to play as one of five Jedi &#8211; Obi-Wan Kenobi and Qui-Gon Jinn were there, as were female Jedi Adi Gallia and Plo Koon, both of whom were easily identifiable in the Jedi Temple scenes in the movie.\u00a0 Undoubtedly, everyone&#8217;s favourite choice (if only to yell\u00a0MF-ing obscenities after every MF-ing enemy killed, or every MF-ing time you died) was Mace Windu.<\/p>\n<p><em>Jedi Power Battles<\/em> was an arcade-style beat &#8217;em up that rewarded you for combos and points earned through each\u00a0level.\u00a0 Doing well earned you more effective combos, different powerups, as well as cheats.\u00a0 It was loosely based on the movie, but I honestly don&#8217;t recall seeing any of these guys on the silver screen&#8230;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_615\" style=\"width: 648px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/larva.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-615\" class=\"size-full wp-image-615\" title=\"larva\" src=\"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/larva.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"638\" height=\"346\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/larva.jpg 638w, https:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/larva-300x162.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 638px) 100vw, 638px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-615\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I&#39;m pretty sure a lightsaber could cut a... larva-thing... like butter.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_616\" style=\"width: 644px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/armadillo.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-616\" class=\"size-full wp-image-616\" title=\"armadillo\" src=\"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/armadillo.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"634\" height=\"349\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/armadillo.jpg 634w, https:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/armadillo-300x165.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 634px) 100vw, 634px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-616\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">If you use your imagination, I guess it&#39;s a Krayt Dragon. I always saw it as a giant armadillo.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>It was released at the end of my Grade 11 year (in 2000), so I always associate this game with a stressful period in my life.\u00a0 Back then, stress was a teacher leaning on you hard, or friends causing drama at times when you really didn&#8217;t need it.\u00a0 Man, we had it good!<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s the only thing about growing up, and growing wiser than I&#8217;m not that fond of.\u00a0 Yeah, if you go through these experiences, you usually learn and move on.\u00a0 If we had known back then, what we know now, it would have been such a breeze.\u00a0 It would have been to me, at least.\u00a0 You don&#8217;t have to worry about any of the day-to-day stuff that goes on in your adult life &#8211; you just have to learn.\u00a0 That&#8217;s it.<\/p>\n<p>Those were the days, man.\u00a0 I wish I could have learned sooner to appreciate it.\u00a0 Kids now don&#8217;t realize how good they have it &#8211; though the alarming number of bullying cases making headlines is pretty distressing.\u00a0 That&#8217;s a whole other subject, though.<\/p>\n<p>Another post about <em>Episode I <\/em>games soon!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In high school, there was no bigger event than the release of Star Wars: Episode I &#8211; The Phantom Menace.\u00a0 It was a *brand new* Star Wars film, the first since 1983, and was using state-of-the-art sound and&#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/?p=583\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,23,21,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nascar","category-nintendo-64","category-playstation","category-star-wars"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=583"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/583\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":635,"href":"https:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/583\/revisions\/635"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}