{"id":35,"date":"2011-08-17T12:28:08","date_gmt":"2011-08-17T12:28:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/?p=35"},"modified":"2011-08-17T13:49:27","modified_gmt":"2011-08-17T13:49:27","slug":"so-long-paper-manuals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/?p=35","title":{"rendered":"So long, paper manuals!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I recently purchased <em>Mortal Kombat 9 <\/em>&#8211; or is it <em>Mortal Kombat (2011)<\/em>, or maybe <em>Mortal Kombat: The Second One, but not II<\/em> &#8211; and noticed there was no instruction booklet that came with it.\u00a0 Thinking that I had been somehow short-changed, I shrugged it off.\u00a0 No huge deal, I guess!<\/p>\n<p>I ended up reading that games are slowly phasing out\u00a0the paper instruction manuals in favour of online help, perhaps heading in a greener, more cost-effective direction.<\/p>\n<p>I may not have kept all (or pretty much any) of my early video game boxes, which is a damn shame.\u00a0 I did, however, feel the need to keep my instruction booklets for EVERYTHING I could.\u00a0 Being a Francophone &#8211; which is just an embellishment of &#8220;&#8216;Cuz I&#8217;m French&#8221; &#8211; I learned to read French long before I did English.\u00a0 In fact, it wasn&#8217;t school that taught me English reading.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right &#8211; I&#8217;m self-taught, thanks to instruction manuals and their eye-catching images and tips!\u00a0 You just never knew what you&#8217;d find that might help you with the game, or perhaps even just a tidbit on characters.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll re-hash <em>Super Mario Bros.<\/em> one last time, but that&#8217;s it.\u00a0 Check out these two gems from\u00a0its instruction booklet!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_24\" style=\"width: 616px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/smbmap.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-24\" class=\"size-full wp-image-24\" title=\"smbmap\" src=\"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/smbmap.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"606\" height=\"98\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/smbmap.jpg 606w, http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/smbmap-300x48.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 606px) 100vw, 606px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-24\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">World 1 &quot;Map&quot;<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"mceTemp\">When I wasn&#8217;t playing the game, I was thinking about it.\u00a0 When I was reading the manual, I would trace my finger along the map and &#8220;pretend play&#8221; the game.\u00a0 In a weird way, this simple little overview of the game&#8217;s first level gave me a sense of perspective on the Mushroom Kingdom.\u00a0 It was a big place that could be explored, and it just made me want to play it <em>that much more<\/em>.<\/div>\n<div class=\"mceTemp\">\u00a0<\/div>\n<div class=\"mceTemp\">Then, there&#8217;s this.\u00a0 I never really noticed this one until a few years ago, so I&#8217;ll just let you appreciate its brutal honesty.<\/div>\n<div class=\"mceTemp\">\u00a0<\/div>\n<div class=\"mceTemp\">\n<div id=\"attachment_38\" style=\"width: 557px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/whaat.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-38\" class=\"size-full wp-image-38\" title=\"whaat\" src=\"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/whaat.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"547\" height=\"387\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/whaat.jpg 547w, http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/whaat-300x212.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 547px) 100vw, 547px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-38\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Well, it&#39;s entirely possible.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>\u00a0&#8220;It&#8217;s not a glitch, per se.\u00a0 It&#8217;s just that\u00a0the Koopa Troopas are more agile when stunned than one might think.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I recently purchased Mortal Kombat 9 &#8211; or is it Mortal Kombat (2011), or maybe Mortal Kombat: The Second One, but not II &#8211; and noticed there was no instruction booklet that came with it.\u00a0 Thinking that I&#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/?p=35\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,7,5,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mario","category-mortal-kombat","category-nes","category-playstation-3"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44,"href":"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions\/44"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}