{"id":1607,"date":"2012-11-04T22:09:03","date_gmt":"2012-11-04T22:09:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/?p=1607"},"modified":"2012-11-05T12:33:40","modified_gmt":"2012-11-05T12:33:40","slug":"my-top-100-54-berzerk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/?p=1607","title":{"rendered":"My Top 100: #54 &#8211; Berzerk"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_1626\" style=\"width: 599px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/berzerk_front2800.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1626\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1626\" title=\"berzerk_front2800\" src=\"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/berzerk_front2800.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"589\" height=\"737\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/berzerk_front2800.jpg 589w, http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/berzerk_front2800-239x300.jpg 239w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 589px) 100vw, 589px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1626\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">1980 &#8211; Stern Electronics (Arcades, Atari 2600, Atari 2800, GCE Vectrex)<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>This is guaranteed to be the oldest game on my list, bar none.\u00a0 There&#8217;s only one &#8220;first&#8221;, however, and <em>Berzerk <\/em>is\u00a0the first video game I ever played.<\/p>\n<p>Through your years of being, you know, a person who does things and goes places&#8230;\u00a0 have you ever gone to people&#8217;s houses and thought &#8220;This\u00a0house is laid out all weird.\u00a0 It&#8217;s nothing like my house\\my grandparent&#8217;s house\\my friend&#8217;s house, and it&#8217;s all decorated differently.\u00a0 What&#8217;s up with that?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>If you don&#8217;t know what I mean, then you&#8217;ll just have to humour me.<\/p>\n<p>We had family friends in the Baie that had a bungalow.\u00a0 I guess that&#8217;s the kind where everything is on one level&#8230;\u00a0 anyway, they lived across the street from a gas station they owned, and the glow from the Petro-Canada sign would always shine red and white into their living room.\u00a0 The kitchen, the TV room, the carpet, and every piece of\u00a0furniture\u00a0in the house was either brown or beige.\u00a0 The house had a 70&#8217;s vibe to it, which I found kinda weird at the time.<\/p>\n<p>The couple had a son about five years older than I was, and he had some pretty cool toys.\u00a0 He thought it&#8217;d be cool if I played his Vectrex, a\u00a0tiny television with a controller hooked up to it with (what looked like) a\u00a0coiled-up\u00a0telephone cord.\u00a0 I had never played a video game\u00a0before, but it couldn&#8217;t be that tough.<\/p>\n<p>I grabbed that brick of a controller, and I&#8217;ve been on a path of button-mashing ever since.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/TPhMXPoF_LQ\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>*Damn sticky buttons&#8230;\u00a0 oh well, at least it works.*<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>MineStorm <\/em>is an <em>Asteroids<\/em> clone that comes loaded onto the Vectrex console, but Eric (the kid indroducing me to the thing) thought it might be a bit tough for a beginner like me.\u00a0 The controls for that game are a little funky, so he was probably right.<\/p>\n<p>Instead, he popped in <em>Berzerk<\/em>, a game as simple as they come.<\/p>\n<p>You play as a stick fella who shoots lasers out of his stick arms.\u00a0 Little R2-D2&#8217;s with stick legs walk around a room with walls, shooting at you whenever\u00a0you&#8217;re in their line of sight.\u00a0 If you stick around one room too long, an invincible Evil Stop Sign of Death comes bouncing along, basically urging you to get the hell out.<\/p>\n<p>The Vectrex controller has an analog stick for movement and four buttons, all of them with the same function &#8211; shooting.\u00a0 No wonder Eric thought I&#8217;d be alright with <em>Berzerk<\/em>&#8216;s controls!\u00a0 I *still* don&#8217;t know for sure which button does what in <em>MineStorm<\/em>, aside from the one that shoots, of course.<\/p>\n<p>Not long after I was\u00a0introduced to it, Eric found a new console to\u00a0quench his thirst for video games.\u00a0 The Commodore 64 had lots of cool games with colourful graphics, and he had graduated to that.\u00a0 No more black and white vector crap!\u00a0 The Vectrex was passed on to me, and I&#8217;ve cherished it as a part of my collection ever since.<\/p>\n<p>Every once in\u00a0a while, if I get a hankerin&#8217; for an arcade shooter, I pop <em>Berzerk <\/em>in and shoot some tin cans into oblivion.\u00a0 Classic, simple fun.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1629\" style=\"width: 730px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/vectrex.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1629\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1629\" title=\"vectrex\" src=\"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/vectrex.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"720\" height=\"960\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/vectrex.jpg 720w, http:\/\/www.controlpadblues.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/vectrex-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1629\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Did some reorganizing yesterday, and the Vectrex is still front row centre. Great piece of gaming history!<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; This is guaranteed to be the oldest game on my list, bar none.\u00a0 There&#8217;s only one &#8220;first&#8221;, however, and Berzerk is\u00a0the first video game I ever played. 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